> The truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
  >
  > The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
  > attacks than the British or Americans.
  >
  > The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
  > attacks than the British or Americans.
  >
  > The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
  > heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  >
  > The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
  > suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  >
  > CONCLUSION:
  > Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
  > what kills you.